nadinetangerine:

THIS IS SO WRONG.

I know that they made a movie together but heck, WHY HER? WHY NOT KAT DENNINGS INSTEAD?!?! Btw, i’m not hating only because of Twilight. SHE CAN’T ACT. I NEVER DID LIKE HER. The Messengers was a bad movie, Panic Room is alright but I don’t give a shit. i don’t like her.

THAT IS NOT A WOMAN!

That is an alien that feeds off tranquilizers and H&M gift cards!!!

Dinosaur Skeletons. Sweet Jesus!

DINO RUN

movieoftheday:

Stephanie: I’m glad we live next do to each other.
Stephane: Would you marry me when we’re 70? You’ve got nothing to lose.
Stephanie: Okay.
Stephane: Would you mind keep on talking to me for a little while? Because I always thought it was possible to talk from my sleep. I feel that I’m falling down into a black hole.
Stephanie: You know that you could never see someone fall in a black hole. Because the image of the traveler who passes the horizon would slow down till it would remain stuck in the same position. The state he was when he crossed the line. Only it’s getting redder.
Stephane: The traveler gets crushed into spaghetti. I don’t wanna be a spaghetti.

This movie makes me feel okay about relying on my neighbors a lot.

It’s been swell but the swelling’s gone down.

They should run for Presidential Office.
I’d vote for them in 2012

fuckyeahjewishmen:

(via yourfavoriteredhead)

I wanna hug the crap out of him.

literally.

Maybe I’m less ready for this new decade than I thought I was.